ZeromusPowerEX

1. Chuck Norris made you read this! 2. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck N

On the first day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-only one second to flee. On the second day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-two broke knees,and only one second to flee. On the third day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee. On the fourth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee. On the fifth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee. On the sixth day of Christmas,Chuck No